1. 2 years ago 
    What Boots is She? 1. FLIRTY GIRL Black boot, Gray crochet tights She is a born flirt, you know you should stay away but you can’t resist just dipping your toes in.  She flaunts her sexuality at every opportunity. Don’t expect this one to be around to long. She’s addicted to spreading her thighs for anyone that glances in her direction 2. The DUMB GIRL Animal print boot, maroon tights She is unable to make conversation but she enjoys talking too much. She’s attractive at first glance but after you make inquiries you find out she’s just a lemon. 3. THE VILLIAGE GIRL Caramel boot, Polka-dot tights I have a soft spot in my heart for these ones. She loves Indy bands, Art and hanging around coffee houses. If you can get around her save the world attitude and stop wondering if you could see her bearing your children, go for it. 4. THE RICH BITCH GIRL Brown crocodile boot, Cream crochet tights Daddy gets her the best of the best of trinkets for her hoard of material things. She lives in a delusional world were she is at the center of the Universe. She will only drinks the most expensive glass of wine for dinner so be prepared to brake open the piggy bank. Unless you win the lottery or went to an Ivy League school YOU ARE SHIT OUT OF LUCK! 5. PARTY GIRL Patent leather boot, royal blue tights Firstly she likes to drink, A LOT! Secondly she always wears a mini skirt and feels right at home going to a dance club on a Sunday night. This ones not very hard to get, in fact you probably wont even have to exchange names. Just be patient and soon enough she’ll be yelling at you to take off her halter top. 6. THE PUPPETMASTER GIRL Greenwich flat high boot, brown tights This one can be a scary one! She not only enjoys dressing you up like a doll but, tells you what to eat, say and who you are friends with. You are not really in a relationship with this one. She has a big bag of tricks in her disposal to make you admit defeat such as (screaming, crying, deception and PMS!) 7. THE GIRL NEXT DOOR Dexter boot, polka-dot tights, knee-highs  She is cute, bobbly, goes to church, cooks you dinner and loves her family. She is hot and you can’t help checking her out sun tanning in her backyard or can’t get her out of your thoughts every time you hear the Don Henley song Boys of summer. This is the one you always see in movies and you cant help falling for. SEE THE AUDIO CLIP ABOVE IF YOU THINK YOU DONT KNOW THE DON HENLEY SONG “BUT YOU DO”. 8. ROMANTIC GIRL Cherry-picked boot, brown tights Spends her time reading romance novels, watching Disney movies and is a sucker for any chivalris man named Prince Charming to sweep her off her feet. Be prepared to be creative, she’s got a lot of expectations.

    What Boots is She?

    1. FLIRTY GIRL

    Black boot, Gray crochet tights

    She is a born flirt, you know you should stay away but you can’t resist just dipping your toes in.  She flaunts her sexuality at every opportunity. Don’t expect this one to be around to long. She’s addicted to spreading her thighs for anyone that glances in her direction

    2. The DUMB GIRL

    Animal print boot, maroon tights

    She is unable to make conversation but she enjoys talking too much. She’s attractive at first glance but after you make inquiries you find out she’s just a lemon.

    3. THE VILLIAGE GIRL

    Caramel boot, Polka-dot tights

    I have a soft spot in my heart for these ones. She loves Indy bands, Art and hanging around coffee houses. If you can get around her save the world attitude and stop wondering if you could see her bearing your children, go for it.

    4. THE RICH BITCH GIRL

    Brown crocodile boot, Cream crochet tights

    Daddy gets her the best of the best of trinkets for her hoard of material things. She lives in a delusional world were she is at the center of the Universe. She will only drinks the most expensive glass of wine for dinner so be prepared to brake open the piggy bank. Unless you win the lottery or went to an Ivy League school YOU ARE SHIT OUT OF LUCK!

    5. PARTY GIRL

    Patent leather boot, royal blue tights

    Firstly she likes to drink, A LOT! Secondly she always wears a mini skirt and feels right at home going to a dance club on a Sunday night. This ones not very hard to get, in fact you probably wont even have to exchange names. Just be patient and soon enough she’ll be yelling at you to take off her halter top.

    6. THE PUPPETMASTER GIRL

    Greenwich flat high boot, brown tights

    This one can be a scary one! She not only enjoys dressing you up like a doll but, tells you what to eat, say and who you are friends with. You are not really in a relationship with this one. She has a big bag of tricks in her disposal to make you admit defeat such as (screaming, crying, deception and PMS!)

    7. THE GIRL NEXT DOOR

    Dexter boot, polka-dot tights, knee-highs 

    She is cute, bobbly, goes to church, cooks you dinner and loves her family. She is hot and you can’t help checking her out sun tanning in her backyard or can’t get her out of your thoughts every time you hear the Don Henley song Boys of summer. This is the one you always see in movies and you cant help falling for.

    SEE THE AUDIO CLIP ABOVE IF YOU THINK YOU DONT KNOW THE DON HENLEY SONG “BUT YOU DO”.

    8. ROMANTIC GIRL

    Cherry-picked boot, brown tights

    Spends her time reading romance novels, watching Disney movies and is a sucker for any chivalris man named Prince Charming to sweep her off her feet. Be prepared to be creative, she’s got a lot of expectations.

     
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