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    Emily, the little girl from scarborough It all began with a hot-dog eating contest. Emily took first place, and moved on to the provincials, where she placed second. But the first-place contestant bowed out when his stomach ruptured, and Emily was on to the nationals. At internationals she lost out to a rail-thin Japanese girl. Emily never one to back down from any eating contest went into hard-core training. She ate all the hot dogs in Burnaby, then in the Greater Vancouver area, and in due course she caused a province-wide famine in wiener goods. She went on to introduce other foods in her glutinous diet. Macaroni, cakes, cookies, Buttered raisin toast with peanut butter, meat and vegetable casserole with added skim milk powder, anything she could cram in to her mouth. She grew and grew, expanding from a frail young Chinese girl, to the size of a veteran sumo wrestler. It was bizarre, but she thought it fantastic. The day she started eating whole animals was probably her point of no return. She began small with a malnourished goat, but by years end she was consuming large buffalo and full-grown elephants. At some point she was eating with out having to chew, but she didn’t ever notice. She again grew and grew tell her eating caught up with her and her body began to fail. She lost the use of her eyes, legs, and arms. Then like a giant slug began rummaging around local pastures eating any creature within reach. A local farmer angry with lose in his herds captured her and sold her away to a traveling circus. She was bought to be presented to spectators as the world’s largest grub. She stayed with the circus never trying to escape for they began to feed her animals from acts that were not as popular as “the giant grub”. Eventually the food supply ran out and she was dumped in an abandon mine to die. Emily not wanting to die attempted over and over again to free her self from the mine, but without arms or legs it was impossible. So, she laid there for years and years. She began to lose all the pounds she had put on over the years and eventually was nearing her original form. She still could not use her extremities and so she knew she would lay face down for the rest of her days. One day a prospector found her and turned her over to ask what had happened. She began from the beginning telling him the story of losing to the Japanese girl and how she ended up in the pit lying there like a deflated balloon. Fascinated by the story the prospector inquired to hear more and more tell he was satisfied. When he asked her what she wanted to do next Emily looked up and said I want to go to Krispy Kreme.

    Emily, the little girl from scarborough

    It all began with a hot-dog eating contest. Emily took first place, and moved on to the provincials, where she placed second. But the first-place contestant bowed out when his stomach ruptured, and Emily was on to the nationals. At internationals she lost out to a rail-thin Japanese girl.

    Emily never one to back down from any eating contest went into hard-core training. She ate all the hot dogs in Burnaby, then in the Greater Vancouver area, and in due course she caused a province-wide famine in wiener goods.

    She went on to introduce other foods in her glutinous diet. Macaroni, cakes, cookies, Buttered raisin toast with peanut butter, meat and vegetable casserole with added skim milk powder, anything she could cram in to her mouth. She grew and grew, expanding from a frail young Chinese girl, to the size of a veteran sumo wrestler. It was bizarre, but she thought it fantastic.

    The day she started eating whole animals was probably her point of no return. She began small with a malnourished goat, but by years end she was consuming large buffalo and full-grown elephants.

    At some point she was eating with out having to chew, but she didn’t ever notice. She again grew and grew tell her eating caught up with her and her body began to fail. She lost the use of her eyes, legs, and arms. Then like a giant slug began rummaging around local pastures eating any creature within reach.

    A local farmer angry with lose in his herds captured her and sold her away to a traveling circus. She was bought to be presented to spectators as the world’s largest grub. She stayed with the circus never trying to escape for they began to feed her animals from acts that were not as popular as “the giant grub”. Eventually the food supply ran out and she was dumped in an abandon mine to die. Emily not wanting to die attempted over and over again to free her self from the mine, but without arms or legs it was impossible. So, she laid there for years and years. She began to lose all the pounds she had put on over the years and eventually was nearing her original form. She still could not use her extremities and so she knew she would lay face down for the rest of her days.

    One day a prospector found her and turned her over to ask what had happened. She began from the beginning telling him the story of losing to the Japanese girl and how she ended up in the pit lying there like a deflated balloon. Fascinated by the story the prospector inquired to hear more and more tell he was satisfied.

    When he asked her what she wanted to do next Emily looked up and said I want to go to Krispy Kreme.

     
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