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1 year ago
Haida House dorm mates ask each other real life Q and A’s.
WARNING! this blog contains inquiries gathered from real life roommates of Haida Suite D. Don’t take this blog with “a grain of salt” for each question and answer is based on true and interesting facts.
WHAT IF…. Brenna was passed out?
ANWS…Warren would go to town!
WHAT IF…. What if people actually said what they thought about Danielle?
ANWS…. Blue dresses and door slamming!
WHAT IF…. What if Rob was a little Bitch?
ANWS…. Rob would need a big bruiser boyfriend!
WHAT IF…. Warren actually had skills at picking up women?
ANWS…. He would finally get a girl!
WHAT IF… Emily ate normal food?
ANWS…. There’s nothing more normal than enjoying a limp noodle in your mouth!
WHAT IF…. What if Nisga house never existed?
ANWS…. Danielle would never get laid!
WHAT IF…. Keanon stopped Queefing?
ANWS…. This room wouldn’t smell so bad!
WHAT IF…. Danielle peed standing up?
ANWS…. Then it wouldn’t be awkward each time she tried peeing normal!
WHAT IF…. Dallas didn’t hit on 19 year olds when he was drunk?
ANWS…. He would never get laid. poor guy!
WHAT IF…. K#@&^% was 30?
ANWS…. She would still be a virgin!
WHAT IF…. What if White Boots had Red Boots?
ANWS…. It would be that time of the month!
WHAT IF…. Marc wasn’t such a pussy?
ANWS…. Life would be a little more bearable!
WHAT IF…. Rob hid illegal DVD’s up his Ass?
ANWS…. He does and Dallas watches them!
WHAT IF…. Rob had AIDS?
ANWS…. Keanon wouldn’t have kissed him twice!
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